Kya

The other day i was talking to my mom and suddenly out of no where she said to me
" why do u call ur fiance` name?"
(It`s not that i call him bad names, just manhoos and ullu)
and i was like" kyun ami iss se kya hota hai?"
mom:" aadat par jaey gi, baad mein bhi bolo gi.. iss se to nikah toot jata hai"
KYAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Ufffffffff meri maan ... how come .. i mean why.. kaisay .. kyun?
khair i laughed and laughed after this conversation.. on the other hand R(the fiance` sahab) didn`t find it funny..
R: "haan to na diya karo na mujhay galiyaan"
what an idea sir jee